Everything’s being customized these days, so we thought: “Why not belts?”
They hold your pants.
Match all of your sneakers.
Open beers occasionally to impress people.
100% polyester, otherwise that beautiful print won’t survive the friction.
Last, but not least. Don’t buy this stupid belt. Ask it as a gift from a sibling for some reasonable occasion.
Or buy it yourself with your hard-earned money.
Either way, you’ll get a cool box to store stuff in at a later stage.
As a responsible human, you’ll buy only one belt and take good care of it. Until the day it finally dies or you destroy it by accident in the heart of Mordor.
But you won’t cause REBELTs are invincible.